This is a weekly series of genre descriptions. If you disagree with my descriptions, you’re probably wrong. It’s OK. It happens to the best of us.
Week one is over here.
Week two is over there.
It’s like listening to a hummingbird’s heartbeat on a ghostly shore, with spectral echoes of former waves scampering forward and boiling against wave breakers made of glass wind chimes and unidentifiable bones.
Inspired by: Psymoon Record’s “Kapnobatai” EP ( http://www.ektoplazm.com/free-music/kapnobatai )
It’s like listening to a crotchety, old, silicon-based life form trying to get his grumpy cyborg dog to stop baying at the TV. Dammit, Rrrkl’plix! There’s no one at the door!
Inspired by: Flux Pavilion’s “Blow the Roof” EP ( https://soundcloud.com/flux-pavilion/flux-pavilion-blow-the-roof )
It’s like listening to a pair of sturdy work boots slamming around the inside of a massive dryer, while a street drummer jams with a construction crew.
Inspired by: Terrorfakt ( http://youtu.be/aXoqK1jrZOI ) and AUTHOR & PUNISHER ( http://youtu.be/cQQhtGmvUWc )
It’s like listening to a strangely competent drum circle sending your spirit on a journey through a sonic forest. The drumbeats resonate with your heart’s pulse, connecting you to the forest on a primal level. For good or ill, you get lost in the Samba Grove for a half hour. Or longer.
Inspired by: Lacandon and Venes’ “Purple Sessions 019” ( https://soundcloud.com/lacandon-and-venes/lacandon-and-venes-purple-15 )
It’s like listening to an army of Highland Scotsmen getting psyched up and ready for war, then deciding to have a party instead. They end up causing the same amount of destruction.
Inspired by: Corvus Corax’ “Fili Neidhardi” ( http://youtu.be/GEuwGlIhx7Q )